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Two And A Half Men: 10 Funniest Berta Quotes By Jonathan Meschutt Published Oct 30, 2020 Berta was always one of the best parts of Two and a Half Men, and lines like these prove exactly why that is.
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Jake: Your mom is my grandma. Charlie: Yeah.
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Alan: Oh, you poor guy. You have to drive forty-five minutes to get laid. Charlie: And forty-five minutes to get back. That's ninety minutes behind the wheel for twenty, thirty minutes behind. well, I don't need to draw you a map. [the morning after Charlie tried to sleep at Chelsea's apartment] Charlie:
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Alan: Oh, come one, Mom, I am going to be homeless, once he marries her; I am going to be living on the street. Evelyn: Try to pick a street in Beverly Hills, so I visit you Permalink: Can I come.
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Two and a Half Men (TV Series 2003-2015) - Quotes - IMDb Cast & crew User reviews IMDbPro Quotes Two and a Half Men Edit [ repeated line] Berta: [ whenever she sees a big mess being made] I ain't cleaning that up! Helpful • 67 1 Alan Harper: Okay, name 3 things you would change about me. Charlie: Your personality, your wardrobe and your address.
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Two and a Half Men/Quotes | Tropedia | Fandom Charlie: (to Alan) Get out of my house. Berta: I ain't cleaning that up. Charlie: How did you get in my house? Alan: Okay, Charlie, the key in the fake rock only works if it's among other rocks, not sitting on your welcome mat! Charlie: Excuse me, but if you put the fake rock in with a bunch of.
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Charlie: She/He's not coming back. [repeated line] Berta: [whenever she sees a big mess being made] I ain't cleaning that up! [repeated line] Chelsea: [whenever Charlie says something offensive that drives her away] Drop dead! Charlie: [repeated line, whenever he's put in a sticky situation] Uuuuuoo. [repeated line]
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Two and a Half Men quotes 728 total quotes All Seasons Season 1 Season 2 Season 3 Season 4 Season 5 Season 6 Season 7 Season 8 View Quote Alan [to Jake]: Oh, oh, remember, you're being punished. So no TV, no computer, no Game Boy. Charlie, I need you to be my eyes and ears. Charlie: OK, but you have to be my liver and prostate. View Quote
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Conchata Ferrell had many memorable roles throughout her illustrious career in Hollywood, but none of them earned her as much praise or fame as the character of Berta, the tough-as-nails housekeeper on Two and a Half Men. RELATED: Two & A Half Men: 10 Best Recurring Characters The adored actress sadly passed away at the age of 77 on October 12 and fans of the CBS comedy can fondly look back.
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1 Teeth Well, listen, just remember, that love will get u through times of no money better, than money will get you through times of no love. Alan Harper - Season 9 Episode 20 5 Alan: "Why don't you get a vasectomy?" Charlie: "I've considered it. In fact, a couple of years ago I believe there was a petition circulating."
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A great memorable quote from the Two and a Half Men movie on Quotes.net - Kimberly: [takes a drink] I was raised by my Grandma. I called her "Nana".Charlie Harper: Is that so?Kimberly: [takes a drink] Yeah. I was raised by my Grandma. I called her "Nana".Charlie Harper: Uh huh.Kimberly: [takes a drink] Oh yeah, she was a big influence on me.
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A great memorable quote from the Two and a Half Men movie on Quotes.net - [first lines]Charlie Harper: [singing] Joy to the world, I'm getting laid / I'm getting laid tonight / We'll light the log and deck the halls / And then we'll play some jingle balls / It's been a long, long wait / It's just our second date / It's Christmas eve, and I'm getting laid.
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Two and a Half Men TV Series 2003-2015 TV-14 22m IMDb RATING 7.1 /10 277K YOUR RATING Rate POPULARITY 152 3 Play trailer 3:31 59 Videos 99+ Photos Comedy Romance A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house. Creators Lee Aronsohn Chuck Lorre Stars
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"Two and a Half Men" Quotes 63 quotes more on this quote ›› Alan Harper-Wait a minute, you don't consider me a friend? Charlie Harper-It's not up to me. A friend is someone you choose, a brother is someone you get. Alan Harper- Excuse me? Charlie Harper-There's no choice involved!